How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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