the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I had to cum in my sink.
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