Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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