you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
