i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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