I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Your cock deserves a montage
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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