She said her name was "party"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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