Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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