I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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