The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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