No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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