Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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