Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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