We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
ugly people sure do ruin things
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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