Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Farmville is her only friend.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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