Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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