Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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