p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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