So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
