Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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