i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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