just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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