i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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