I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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