Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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