its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I need to calm my uterus...
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Randomize