"it" just moved
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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