I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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