id be glad to
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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