when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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