he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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