Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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