Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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