she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
