no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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