awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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