don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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