Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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