You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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