dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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