she woke up with a sticky ear
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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