My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
do herpes really smell.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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