what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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