Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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