It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
