How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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