Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
worst night to have a conscience
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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