What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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