I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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