Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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