the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
