Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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