I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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