Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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