I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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