I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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