i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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