you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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