I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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